*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
SO I’M TRYING TO LOOK UP WHAT ‘YAO’ MEANS BUT I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SO DECIDE TO TRY WIKIPEDIA
we’ve come so far…….
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
FUN FACT: your body doesn’t just decide to produce acne. acne is the buildup of phagocytes (white blood cells) that have died while fighting to keep viruses and infections out of your skin.
acne is literally the battlefield of thousands of soldiers who have died to protect you.
acne is proof that your body actually cares.
when i try to socialize
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.